Monday, December 10, 2012

GAPE ALBUM REVIEW


Coming from Tasmania Australia is a devastatingly heavy and brutal slamming death metal band known as Gape. This 5 piece will shut you the fuck up if you get out of line. Reminding me of early Lividity, Lust of Decay, Lord Gore and Abominable Putridity. Whoever thought that a band this killer would share the same stage with the technical death metal band Psycroptic..well go figure, they're both from Australia. More power to them!! From slamming breakdowns that crush your bones to killer grooves that will rip you to shreds. Vocals that remind me of a better sounding Chris Barnes that are deep guttural growls along with some awesome sounding gurgles, drums that are fierce and wicked, and the bass is totally killer with amazing sound. I want to meet this band, along with whoever produced their debut. Some of the intros that they have, from random stuff is VERY humorous, that is if you have a sick sense of humor like I do. I can only understand a small portion of the lyrics, and get this! There are NO LYRICS INCLUDED. That makes this band a must have, and yeah...they are damn sick! By far one of the best NEW bands I've discovered. Filled with torture, debauchery and twisted perversions, this band has it going on for them. For the cover art being of an oversized vagina with dead victims laying around it..probably from an unbearable stench...who the fuck knows? Ha ha, it's just their luck, right? I mean for real people, open your orifices and indulge in some grotesque and disturbing and greatly talented band known as Gape. They get a 5/5 stars from me, just based on everything that they do. Before I forget, they do a killer cover of the song Big Balls. I can't find a favorite song...they're ALL GOOD. Keep metal alive forever, keep it REAL, keep it SICK, keep it BRUTAL...and most of all you metalheads, KEEP THOSE FUCKING HORNS UP!!!!! \m/-_-\m/ EVILVENGEANCE666


Track Listing:

1. Sperm Log
2. Shit Swapping Sluts
3. Raped In the Dick Hole
4. Cornhole Madness
5. Gape Rape
6. Penis Diddy
7. War Machine
8. Big Balls

Contact:

Gapetas@hotmail.com

Members:

Rick Ring- Vocals
Rod McAllister- Bass
Tim Ikin- Guitar
Sam Bryant- Guitar
Patrick Neumayer- Drums


Here is a song off the album called Cornhole Madness:
PLAY IT LOUD...and if it's not loud enough......................PLAY IT LOUDER!!!!!!!!

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